TimeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Farms Harvested:	534	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	56	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Void Gems Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Star Shards Collected:	274
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	8838
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	157

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ores Mined:	7445
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Votes:	5653
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	848146

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3916	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	386	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4268
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2