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Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	337007	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	9787	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	7296

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmasWish

celebration, christmas, CraftyChristmasWish, decorations, dreams, family, Festive, gift, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, Hope, joy, Kindness, love, miracles, Peace, Presents, Santa Claus, Season, Tree, wish

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	2197	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

Open Chronicles Roleplay

{Crafting & Items}, Applications, backstory, character creation, Chronicles, Cooking, discord server, Farming, Furniture, getting started, ideas, main page, models, Open, Personality, Races, Roleplay, Server Rules, Skills, Smithing, Staff, ticket, Verification

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Join and tell your story.

This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

Races

Race	Description
Elves
Humans
Scyrtans	An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
Thrumdier	An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
Yudh	Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
Zamin-Sada	Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

Mechanics

Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

Join Now!

Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

Play!

EmpireCraft 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, 100th LL showdown, Android, appstore, EmpireCraft, Hotfix 6.0.2, Ios, Old but Gold Titles, Omens of Destruction DLC, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Stuff1d6chan, Sunset Invasion Edition, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	238
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

charlotte flair, Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, Empire, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, professional wrestling, rematch central, repetitive booking, rey mysterio, rhea ripley, Román, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, smp, Sports Entertainment, Wrestlemania 41, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LoungeWearUpgrade

advice, athletic shorts, baseball team, boxers, brother, college, college stress, community college, dorm life, family, Friends, loungewear, LoungeWearUpgrade, PAJAMAS, peer pressure, Protective, sibling dynamics, socializing, teasing, underwear, university transfer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

creepy, dark web, digital shockwaves, DisturbedPixel, Disturbing, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, internet horrors, internet trauma, messed up, Minecraft, ONLINE, online atrocities, online horror, online nightmares, Shocking.., smp, violent

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mines Excavated:	1311	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

Blockhead Blunders

accident, anecdote, awkward, Blockhead, blunder, Blunders, clumsy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Fail, funny, hindsight, humor, Memory, mishap, mistake, Regrettable, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, Unfortunate

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6518
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, cybersecurity, Defense, diplomatic relations, european security, far-reaching, foreign policy, geopolitical risks, global security, international relations, italy, military aggression, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, prime minister, russia, SECURITY, security concerns, Server, strategic alliances, threat, Warns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	966	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3254
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russia’s security threat with our epic building skills! italy’s prime minister even warned us about the danger, so you know it’s serious business. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every saturday night. you don’t want to miss out on that, do you? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

HolyCraft GazaGrief

airstrikes, catholic church, Ceasefire, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaGrief, Hamas, Holycraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, pope, Religion, violence, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs and ride them into battle against evil llamas.

also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.

join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

EgoCraft LGBTQ Quest

activism, advocacy, Altruism, Behavior, EgoCraft, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ movements, Motivations, narcissistic grandiosity, new findings, Participation, patterns, personal image-building, personality traits, Psychology, Quest, research, self-centeredness, self-promotion, social justice, social movements

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	179
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

so like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the most lit place to be, u gotta join for realz. like, did u know that if u join this server, u automatically become a part of this secret society of minecraft gods? yea, it’s true.

people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?

but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders

Players:	93/400	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Farms Harvested:	151	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1