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Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	175
Dragons Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	54
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Items Found:	1351
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	270
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	182	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	7265
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Villages Defended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
New Chunks Explored:	565743	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Votes:	164
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Votes:	4868	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Votes:	634
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6198	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	952	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	146	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	974439
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38