| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 716 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 102 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9966 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Votes: | 6518 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 287 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 193 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3991 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 117 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8586 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7797 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 47 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8327 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5879 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3934 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5202 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 159 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7477 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7571 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3389 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3663 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8339 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 180 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3318 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3334 | Mines Excavated: | 3498 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2414 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4633 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5068 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7937 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
