CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	165
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Scar City Minecraft Server

acceptance, city, healing, Invisible illness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, scar, Scars, self harm, self harm awareness month, self harm recovery, self harm scars, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-harm awareness, self-harm prevention, self-harm stigma, self-harm support, Server, stigma, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing your scars and showing them off proudly! Why cover up those battle wounds when you can flaunt them in all their glory?

Join us for epic adventures where your scars are seen as badges of honor, proof of your resilience in the face of creepers and zombies. Our community is full of supportive players who understand that scars tell a story, and we can’t wait to hear yours.

So come on over and join us on this wild ride, where self-harm scars are celebrated and nobody bats an eye. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together, scars and all!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ores Mined:	9867
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Let Me Explain Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, algorithmic chatter, cognitive dissonance, EXPLAIN, general consensus, imagination, media coverage, Minecraft, MODEL, morality, Observation, passive observation, Perception, prior beliefs, rational mind, second-order effect, smp, subconscious, subconscious trends, Thoughts, trained beliefs, trends, unconscious mind

Are you tired of living in a world where the media controls your every thought and action? Do you want to break free from the chains of societal norms and embrace your true inner chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us on a journey of self-discovery as you navigate through a world where the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine, because here, anything goes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins and take control of the entire world. Will you join forces with them, or will you fight against the chaos they bring? The choice is yours, but be warned, nothing is as it seems in this twisted reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner madness run wild! Who knows what kind of adventures and insanity await you in this unpredictable world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Towns Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8610
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RussianRubbleCraft

Aerial Photography, aerial surveillance, ammunition depots, Conflict, defense facilities, Destroyed, Destruction, infrastructure damage, Military, military bases, Military operations, Oktyabrske, reconnaissance, russia, Russian depots, RussianRubbleCraft, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, Tikhoretsk, War, war zones

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian depots near Tikhoretsk and Oktyabrske have been almost completely destroyed?! Like, bruh, it’s like a virtual war zone up in here! Join us and be part of the madness as we rebuild and conquer all the pixelated enemies in our path.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic battles and destruction, but we also have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. With. Laser. Beams. If that doesn’t make you want to join this server, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle. That’s right, a GIANT CHICKEN. Just imagine the looks on your enemies’ faces as you swoop down on a clucking bird of doom. It’s pure chaos and we love every minute of it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the flying pig kingdom. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this! 🐷🐔🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Skynet Shoots, Not Salts

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, battle, Combat, Destruction, Dystopia, Future, Guns, humans, machine uprising, post-apocalyptic, Rebellion, resistance, Robots, Salts, science fiction, Shoots, skynet, Survival, Technology, War, WARFARE

so u want to join this minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s not just any old server. we got skynet up in here, fighting humans with guns. yep, u heard me right. instead of salting the earth, skynet decided to take on the humans in a good old-fashioned shoot out. and guess what? u can be a part of it! join now and help skynet take down those pesky humans once and for all. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could u ask for? come on, join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	6393	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

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Windpress is an independent publishing house dedicated to showcasing diverse voices and perspectives within literature. Founded in 2015, Windpress prides itself on fostering a community of talented authors and promoting unique storytelling. With a commitment to quality and innovation, Windpress continues to publish thought-provoking and engaging works across various genres.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hunters’ Paradise Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bisky, chimera ants, Competition, Cookie-chan, Gon Freecss, Hatsu, HISOKA, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, japanese animation, Killua Zoldyck, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Paradise, phantom troupe, Server, SHONEN, Spiders

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of competition – battling it out with hatsu abilities! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, it’s all about using your unique hatsu to dominate the server.

Join now and witness epic battles like Bisky and her Cookie-chan facing off against giant spiders and other players. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the Great Cake War where players must build the most extravagant cake base to defend against a horde of hungry zombies. Can you survive the sugar rush?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Cookie-chan warrior!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mine for Diamonds and Craft Some Fun

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Craft, Daily check-in rewards, diamonds, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Fun, genshin impact, Genshin Impact friendlist, genshin impact wiki, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraftsmp, Nation of Pyro, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, weapon banner, Web Event

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by harnessing the power of Primogems! Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on a quest to the Nation of Pyro, where fiery pursuits and business dealings await.

But beware, the Raiden Shogun and her gang of misfits are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel. Will you be able to wield the Fang of the Mountain King and the Engulfing Lightning to defeat them?

Redeemable codes are scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered. Use them wisely to unlock epic rewards and uncover hidden secrets.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of Pyro! But remember, it’s not all fun and games – danger lurks around every corner, so stay on your toes and watch out for creepers!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2458
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Farms Harvested:	933	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	138

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Plop Plop Plop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons, build houses out of diamond blocks, and battle giant zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have their own reality TV show!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a magical potion that turns you into a unicorn. And did we mention our annual “TNT vs Watermelon” battle royale event? It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be careful not to get pranked by the mischievous leprechauns hiding in the mines!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	9043
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LUNAR LAKE SALE TODAY SEPT 24TH Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us at our server where the Intel Lunar Lake is on sale today, September 24th! Our server is powered by the Intel XE2 GPU microarchitecture, making it the fastest iGPU in the world! With Intel XMX XESS for the best AI upscaling image quality, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is 16% faster than those inferior competitors, all while using significantly less power for longer battery life. So not only will you be dominating in-game, but you’ll also be saving the environment one block at a time.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	6435

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NieceNoNameNoGame

anger, baby loss, baby names, baby nicknames, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional trauma, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Family Events, Grief, grief support, Healing Process, maternal instincts, NieceNoNameNoGame, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister rivalry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of names and the rage that can come with them! Join us if you’ve ever had your baby name stolen by a sneaky sibling who thinks adding an extra letter makes it okay.

Vent your frustrations by building a virtual world where you can name everything after your stolen name and show your sister who the real naming champion is. Let’s see her try to steal your Minecraft creations!

We’ve got a special nickname feature that allows you to give cute, non-stolen names to all your virtual babies, pets, and buildings. No more stolen names here, only original creations allowed!

Join us and let out all your naming anger in a fun and creative way. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for baby name drama?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RespawnAndChill

acceptance, Closure, contemplation, death, Existential, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, introspection, last words, Legacy, Life, mortality, Peace, Reflection, RespawnAndChill

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your final words before you die in-game! Whether you want to go out with a bang or a pun, the choice is yours.

Join our server for the chance to have epic battles with giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server?

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just don’t forget to choose your final words wisely!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CLEXMC – YouTube server clex server Minecraft

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Youtuber clex server or clexxd.On the server you can find such modes as: Anarchy, Skyblock, Bedwars and ThePit.And our author’s mode: RandomRush

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lazy Job Hunt Minecraft Server

career, employment, hunt, Job, job hunting, job market, Job Search, job search advice, job search assistance, job search guidance, job search help, job search motivation, job search strategies, job search support, job search tips, job search urgency, job seeking, lack of motivation, lack of urgency, Lazy, Minecraft, motivation, Server, Urgency, vaginal health

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give hugs (just watch out for their explosive personalities)! Our villagers are expert dancers and will break it down like you’ve never seen before. And don’t even get us started on the cows… let’s just say they have a secret talent for opera singing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right – CAKE! Just be careful not to eat too much or you might find yourself in a sugar coma.

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be exploring the wacky wonders of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2779	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bug Slayer, Reptile Wrangler, Spider Catcher – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, Arachnophobia, bug, bugs, catch and release, Catcher, cognitive dissonance, compassion, conservation, entomology, Environment, ethical dilemma, fear, humane treatment, insects, Ladybugs, Minecraft, Pest Control, Phobia, Reptile, reptiles, slayer, smp, spider, Spiders, wildlife, Wrangler

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the bugs are bigger than the players! We’ve got ladybugs the size of houses, spiders that can talk, and reptiles that throw parties in the jungle. Why do we kill bugs on sight? Because they drop rare loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! But don’t worry, we catch and release the reptiles and spiders because they’re our allies in the battle against the giant ladybugs. So come join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to survive and have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.