CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Love Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Explanation, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, long tail tag, love, movie title, Passion, Personal, relationships, Romantic, sex life, tagline

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest movie you’ve ever seen! Imagine a world where creepers twerk, zombies breakdance, and skeletons do the cha-cha! Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “That was better than my sex life…which is like a mix between Fifty Shades of Grey and The Exorcist!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

arrest, authoritarian regime, Bounty, Capture, Corruption, CraftyVenezuela, Dictatorship, extradition, fugitive, Government, Justice, manhunt, Minecraft, opposition candidate, opposition leader, Political unrest, Politics, REWARD, reward money, Server, south america, Venezuela, wanted

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta defeat the evil llama king to get access.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.

plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

SyrianCraft: Homecoming Edition

Assad regime, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, displacement, Edition, homecoming, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Peacebuilding, Political unrest, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugees, resettlement, Syrian civil war, SyrianCraft, Syrians, UN, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A SYRIAN REFUGEE RETURNING HOME AFTER THE FALL OF ASSAD! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A REVOLUTION, MORE FUN THAN A REBELLION! COME BUILD UR DREAM CASTLE AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE DICTATORS TRYNA TAKE OVER UR LAND! JOIN US AND BE A HERO LIKE THOSE SYRIANS GOING BACK TO THEIR HOMELAND, BUT WITH LESS DRAMA AND MORE BLOCKS! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

Salmon Puberty Party!

Party, puberty, Salmon

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

So, like, this server is like the salmon of the Minecraft world, bro. We got genes that control when you hit puberty in the game, like, how crazy is that? Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for that puberty gene to kick in and level up your Minecraft life cycle skills. Who knew salmon could be so influential in the virtual world, amirite? Come swim with us and see how this gene can change your Minecraft survival game forever!

VoidAnarchy

Anarchy, Chaos, community-driven, creativity, Exploration, free build, glitch, Grief, Hacks, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mods, new, Raid, Rewards, rules, Server, Stability, Survival, VoidAnarchy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	208	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VoidAnarchy [anarchy]
Server Type	Free-build, Anarchy
Version	1.21.3
IP Address	voidanarchy.com
Hardware	Dedicated Ryzen 9, 64 GB RAM
Discord	Join Here

FAQ

Why should I join VoidAnarchy?

VoidAnarchy is a free-build, anarchy server where you can do almost anything you want. There are minimal rules, allowing for maximum creativity and chaos.

What are some key features of VoidAnarchy?

/mute, /tpa, /homes, /dupe, /claim commands for quality-of-life gameplay
Rewards based on playtime
Hacks and client mods are allowed
Minimal rules – just don’t crash/lag/attack the server
Two worlds to explore – Overworld and Void World
True anarchy vibes with no staff interference
Stable server environment with minimal lag
Community-driven updates

Can I use hacks and client mods on VoidAnarchy?

Yes, hacks and client mods are allowed on VoidAnarchy. Feel free to glitch, hack, swear, and be rude – just don’t do anything blatantly illegal.

What is the difference between the Overworld and Void World?

The Overworld offers traditional survival experiences, exploration, and vanilla building. The Void World is completely empty, allowing for massive sky builds, creative anarchy, or personal fortresses in the sky.

How can I join the VoidAnarchy server?

You can connect to voidanarchy.com using Minecraft version 1.21.3 and join the Discord server for more information and community interaction.

Midnight Loli Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime forum, anime girl’s, controversial, cute, Edition, Haven, Japanese culture, Kawaii, late night, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, midnight, Otaku, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	78	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Yo, listen up, gamers! If you’re tired of boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s like a party in the Nether with creepers doing the Macarena.

You’ll be mining for diamonds while jamming out to C418’s sick beats. And get this, every time you find a rare ore, a chorus of baby zombies will sing you a congratulatory song. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less taxes.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lols begin!

GenZCraft: We’re Not All TikTok Addicts

addicts, career goals, Challenges, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, generation gap, GenZCraft, Identity, mental health, misunderstood, Perspectives, relationships, social justice, social media, Stereotypes, Technology, tiktok, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Farms Harvested:	601
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Towns Built:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of people not understanding your generation? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for misunderstood souls like yourself! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted memes, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and show the world just how misunderstood and fabulous your generation truly is!

Macaroni-land

atmosphere, bedrock, Brewery, Chaos, cobble chest, Community, custom structures, Discord, Factions, Incendium, Ip:, java, macaroniland, mailboxes, oldish SMPs, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, screaming, Semi Vanilla, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Java IP	172.81.129.226:25568
Bedrock IP	172.81.129.226 PORT 25568
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/macaroni

Overview

Mac land is a survival server with a nostalgic vibe of old smps, featuring pvp, a welcoming atmosphere, quirky elements, and a diverse community. The server has been active for a few weeks and continues to grow.

FAQ

1. What plugins does the server have?

The server has community requested plugins like terralith, Incendium, custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit feature, and other miscellaneous additions for an enhanced gameplay experience.

2. Is the community active and welcoming?

Yes, the server has a friendly yet chaotic small community that is welcoming to new players and fosters a sense of camaraderie.

3. What makes Mac land stand out from other servers?

Mac land offers a unique mix of gameplay elements, a nostalgic feel, and a diverse community that contributes to a memorable gaming experience.

4. How can I join the server?

You can connect to the server using the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port. Additionally, joining the Discord server can help you connect with the community and stay updated on server events.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

While playing on Mac land, it’s important to respect other players, follow server rules, and contribute positively to the community. Any violations of the rules may result in consequences decided by the server moderators.

Milk & Mine: A Modern Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, 10. Provocative question, 11. Shock value, 12. Controversial topic, 13. Sexual humor, 14. Inappropriate question, 15. Feminine hygiene, 16. Body fluids, 17. Sensationalism, 18. Social norms, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Cunt, 20. Gender roles., 3. Drinking milk, 4. Dairy products, 5. Vulgar language, 6. adult content, 7. Explicit language, 8. Taboo subject, 9. Sexual innuendo, Adventure, milk, MODERN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Zombie Dances:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Yo, bro, do you even drink milk in your /cunt/? Well, if you do, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, because we have cows for days, like seriously, they’re everywhere, just waiting for you to milk them and make some epic dairy creations.

And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.

GFcontrolGoneWild

absent friend, absent support, cancelled plans, concerned friend, controlling girlfriend, controlling relationship, distant friend, ditched friend, flaky friend, GFcontrolGoneWild, hurt feelings, ignored friends, isolating partner, last minute cancellations, long distance friendship, mutual friends, one sided friendship, rough time, supportive friend, worried friend

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6468
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	5953
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are as flaky as a creeper explosion! Are you tired of friends who ditch you for last-minute dog grooming sessions? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being ignored for a controlling girlfriend again!

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled friendships that will make you question why you ever bothered leaving your house in the first place. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will actually show up for that scheduled hangout.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than a Minecraft server crash is the loyalty of your in-game friends. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

CraftyLoveHub

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyLoveHub, favorite thing, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, partner, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Significant Other, special bond, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are they a pro at building epic structures in Minecraft? Do they always have your back in a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall in love all over again, then look no further! Our server is like a romantic getaway for you and your blocky soulmate. Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a Minecraft wedding ceremony (yes, we have a priest villager ready to officiate)! So come on, join us and show your significant other that your love is as strong as a diamond sword in the Nether!

ELECTCRAFT Read the description! Minecraft server

Alpha Testing, banner, Dedicated, description, Download, ds group, ELECTCRAFT, group, image, Link, minecraft server, Mods, open world, Play, post-apocalypse, Project, Server, Testing, Theme, Video

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

The server is dedicated to the theme of Post-Ocalypse, open world. While it is only in alpha testing, anyone who wants to play, please go to our ds group, to play you need to Download mods in the ds group.(:

——–> link to video about the project https://youtu.be/il_HH9s6_04

Electcraft.aternos.me:61997

Hardcore 22

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchantments Applied:	178	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Server Overview:

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Features	No natural regeneration, no respawning, community-based rules
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Join the server and add to the lore.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many lives do players have on the server?	Players have only one life on the server, there is no respawning.
Are there any specific rules that players need to follow?	Yes, the server has community-based rules that all players must adhere to.
Is natural regeneration disabled on the server?	Yes, there is no natural regeneration of health on the server.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server for more details on how to join the Hardcore 22 server.

“IndieCrafters United” 1.20.1

1.20.1, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCrafters, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Mint, OC material, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, United, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, vtuber clips, youtube equivalent

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with indie vtubers who are killing it with 500 viewers or more! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew on our server?

Shill your 499view oshi all you want, as long as you meet the minimum requirement of being a Twitch partner or equivalent. Check out the numbers for the top indie vtubers and get ready to be blown away by their awesomeness.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the chuubas who are doing their own thing without being defined by big corporations. Join the madness on our server and get ready for a wild ride!

From Twitch Clips Guide to VOD Archival Guide, we’ve got all the resources you need to dive into the world of indie vtubers. Plus, don’t miss out on the Chuuba Birthday Calendar and upcoming birthdays of your favorite vtubers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of indie vtubers on our server and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Let’s get this party started, bros!

LoveCrafted: Conditional LOLZ

adhd, anger management, anxiety, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conditional, conditional love, depression, Divorce, emotional maturity, faithfulness, Financial Stability, lolz, LoveCrafted, Marriage, parenting, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self-care, spousal love, Therapy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchantments Applied:	145
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of arguments about managing anger ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Join our server where anger management classes are mandatory for all players! We believe in unconditional love for children, but when it comes to spousal relationships, it’s all about financial stability, emotional maturity, and respect.

Don’t let a disagreement about love conditions lead to a divorce like it did for one player’s husband. On our server, we value healthy communication and understanding. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like walking out on us! Join now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together, one block at a time. #LoveIsConditionalInMinecraft

Players:	97/800	Votes:	3210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5687	Meteorites Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	757
Animals Bred:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1