Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
Players Killed by Monsters: 2787 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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