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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1276 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!