BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

asian, Challenges, CHANGE, Chinaman, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, hunting, Identity, KWEEN, kweenhunting, Minecraft, next decades, perceptions, progress, racism, Server, social commentary, societal trends, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	6809	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9766	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	158	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	3405	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	209717	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3508	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mines Excavated:	4275	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Items Found:	2239	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	6656
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2120	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	282
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13