Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Falling into the Void: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

    Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Potions Brewed: 141
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

    Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 77 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NoSmokeNoProbsMC

    NoSmokeNoProbsMC
    Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

    Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

    Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Star Shards Collected: 284
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyGirlz

    CraftyGirlz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

    Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

    Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief
    So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

    The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

    We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

    So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

    Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 103 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyTimeMachine

    BlockyTimeMachine
    Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

    Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

    Nethria Network Overview

    Features Description
    No Gens No automatic faction generators allowed
    No Custom Enchants Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
    Balanced economy Economic system designed for fair play
    Custom World One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
    Unique Features New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
    Crates Rewards for players
    Vote rewards Incentives for voting
    Raid options Multiple ways to raid factions
    PVP Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

    Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

    IP: play.nethria.pro

    Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

    Site: www.nethria.pro

    Discord: discord.nethria.pro

    FAQ

    Q: What version is compatible with the server?

    A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

    Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

    A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

    Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

    A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

    Q: Is the server EU-based?

    A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 747559 Alien Abductions: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

    Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 50 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

    Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

    Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ScanFailCraft

    ScanFailCraft

    Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

    So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ObsidianAddictz

    ObsidianAddictz
    Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Skillful Question Master

    Skillful Question Master
    so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

    so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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