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Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Based Natsoc Americans United Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes, including planning a coup on a small European nation!

Picture this: a group of based natsoc Americans teaming up, getting their hands on a plane with weapons, and taking over a tiny European country. Why Belgium, you ask? Because why not! With weak police and no one paying attention, it’s the perfect opportunity for some chaotic fun.

And if Belgium isn’t enough for you, we also have our eyes on Luxembourg. Who knows, maybe we’ll conquer the whole continent one tiny nation at a time! So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6295	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyGossipGuardian

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing personal stories without permission is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that respects your privacy (unlike Logan).

Imagine a world where your secrets are safe, and the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Our server is the perfect escape from real life gossip and awkward encounters. So come on in and let’s build a world where personal boundaries are always respected.

Don’t be like Logan, be a legend on our server! Join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest filled with stories that are meant to be shared. 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Redstone Diplomacy

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Data Fun

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS DAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR VILLAGERS SELL UNICORNS AS PETS.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET PORTAL THAT LEAD TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GAVE OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR. AND ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER ACCIDENTALLY TURNED INTO A MERMAID AND STARTED SWIMMING IN THE LAVA OCEAN.

SO IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

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Welcome to TerraCraft!

Server Owners	1aiden2 and IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

The server features a unique world generation system using terralith and tectonic after the first 10,000 blocks.

The server has never been wiped and plans to stay that way for a long-term experience.

Quality of Life Plugins

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

Key Features

Server open 24/7
One extra afk account allowed per player for farms
Mods like litematica allowed for builds

Server Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
No derogatory terms in chat
Contact owners for concerns
Legitimate afk accounts only

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join with any Minecraft version?	Yes, you can join with any version.
Do you plan on wiping the server?	No, the server has never been wiped and will not be wiped.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server. Contact the owners for clarification.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Work and Experience Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you can get is mining or farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous jobs ever! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? We got you covered. How about a professional banana peeler? We’ve got a job for that too! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest jobs you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WindowPeekWars

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PoopBaggersMC SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SufferCraft: Build Character!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	725
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

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Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Enchantments Applied:	154	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	6535

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9752

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5