Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in tough love and teaching valuable life lessons! Just like the parent in this story, we won’t coddle you or give you everything you want.

Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.

Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 49
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 23 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Void Gems Collected: 40 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

    DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

    Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ores Mined: 9089

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

    McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4
    Server IP mcevolution.org
    Java Version 1.20.4

    What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

    We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

    What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

    Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

    💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

    🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

    🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

    Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    FAQ

    How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

    Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

    What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

    Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

    What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

    Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

    How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

    Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

    So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

    Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

    RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!
    Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

    LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand
    Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

    Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun
    Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

    But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

    So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    🌿Echo Land🌿

    Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

    Java Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Bedrock Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Port: 19132

    🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

    ⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

    • Battle passes and unique challenges.
    • Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
    • Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
    • Optimized XP and resource farms.
    • Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
    • Zero lag and protection for your builds.
    • Active players and an impressive lobby.

    📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

    https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

    2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

    3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

    4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

    5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Crops Grown: 5443 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1066 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Farms Harvested: 510 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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