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Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Farms Harvested:	525	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Crops Grown:	7692
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Revelation MC

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Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2989	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	470354
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8189	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	2488	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hezboomb: PrecisionCraft – Blowin’ Up Blocks!

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join our epic minecraft server and blow stuff up like a pro! we have the most insane explosions that will make you feel like a terrorist mastermind. our intel on targets is so precise, you’ll be blowing up blocks with surgical precision. become the ultimate hezbollah warrior in the world of minecraft and show off your detonation skills. join now and start causing chaos in the most explosive way possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7822	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	518337
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3