ChinaCarBlock2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	1755
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4330
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1413

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	156

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Star Shards Collected:	70
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

advice, amateur horror, analog horror, b.., Blend, creator, Creators, Creature, creature design, horror aesthetics, horror art, horror community, horror creature concept, horror enthusiasts, horror fans, horror genre, horror inspiration, lo-fi, look, Minecraft, Server, Spoopy, tangible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

aew, AEW backlash, AEW criticism, AEW detractors, AEW fan base, Alternative, alternative wrestling, disillusioned wrestling fans, Good, Isnt, Minecraft, not a fan, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling community, wrestling critique, wrestling culture, wrestling fan disillusionment, wrestling fan perspective, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling fans opinion, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

1970s, Car Enthusiast, classic car, cold-hearted, crash, CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE, Cruel, disagreement, Dream car, family conflict, Fault, financial responsibility, hospital bills, husband, in-laws, injury, insurance, medical expenses, refusal, SAVING, selfish

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kid to Adult Cuisine

acquired taste, Adult, adventurous eating, broadening horizons, changing tastes, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, cuisine, culinary adventures, evolving tastes, expanding palate, experimenting with food, Food, food discovery, food exploration, food preferences, Kid, new foods, picky eater, taste buds, trying new things, unexpected favorites

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Buildings, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Quests, Resources, Server, Shop, Store, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools, valuable materials

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Flubbing around on SMP, where even the creepers join in on the fun!

15, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Flubbing, fresh start, Fun, Join, Play, QOL Fabric Mods, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version 1.21.1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Just impulsively decided to make an SMP. Join if you are interested in helping create a chill community.
Server Status	The server has started, but no progress has been made, so everyone will be at a fresh start more or less.
Server Type	Basically Vanilla (with QOL Fabric Mods)
Version	1.21.1
Age Requirement	15+
Discord	https://discord.gg/VsXMeB4bMb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am under 15 years old?

No, the age requirement for this server is 15+.

2. What is the server type?

The server is Basically Vanilla with Quality of Life (QOL) Fabric Mods.

3. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP or server address provided in the Discord server.

4. Is the server PvP enabled?

PvP settings may vary based on community feedback and rules established by the server admins.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.