ChinaCarBlock2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2831	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	926775	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	489	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Towns Built:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	91	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1437
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3392
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Emeralds Found:	9625
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Animals Bred:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.