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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magic Items Found: 5836
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Endless Night Skies: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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