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PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mines Excavated:	3413	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	956930

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9711
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	4758	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Votes:	706
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7374	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5262	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8609
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Void Armor Forged:	18

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Players:	90/400	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crops Grown:	1528
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	15