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Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	269
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5316
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Votes:	1126	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	249	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8317	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Votes:	5300	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Votes:	1513	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1702
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	8994
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2490
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Star Shards Collected:	295
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	770
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

Players:	108/400	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Emeralds Found:	5213	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5