Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9848 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
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