OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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