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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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