come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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