come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Void Armor Forged: 17
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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