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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1474 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.
