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Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Items Found:	1480

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Items Found:	4291
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Animals Bred:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchantments Applied:	275
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	979843	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Chimeras Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6666	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Votes:	9354	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	3071
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40