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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1250 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!
