| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.
🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.
Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.
So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.
Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2541 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 3195 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 261 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 212 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you
thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9443 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4396 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!
Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
