Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.

Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
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