MealCommit SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Void Armor Forged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2892
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Items Found:	2578	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2567
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Votes:	4922	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1121
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	9585	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mines Excavated:	3424	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

Players:	106/100	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2