Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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