Satanic Goyim Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, discrimination, Evil, Goyim, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minecraft, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, religious persecution, Satanic, Server, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with goyim who are just too satanic and evil for your liking? Well, look no further because our server is a goyim-free zone! Join us and experience a world where the only evil you’ll encounter is creepers blowing up your house.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic llama battles and become the ultimate llama warrior.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be brave enough to face him on the dance floor?

So come on over to our server and leave the satanic goyim behind. Join us for llama battles, dance-offs with Herobrine, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7381
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mines Excavated:	1406	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Potions Brewed:	82
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	3399
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	7258
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.