so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the caves of this, like, totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, a bunch of drunk villagers come stumbling out of the woods, screaming about how there’s an officer problem. like, what even is an officer problem? who knows, but it sounds hilarious.

and that’s just the beginning, dude. on this server, you’ll find the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. like, there’s a pack of chickens that have formed their own gang and they roam the land, challenging players to chicken duels. and don’t even get me started on the llamas with laser eyes. yeah, you read that right. LASER EYES LLAMAS.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? yeah, it’s a thing. trust me, you won’t want to miss it. so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the officer problem, whatever that is.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Endless Night Skies: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

    Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Crops Grown: 4832 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCreeperWars

    CraftyCreeperWars
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

    so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

    but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

    so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Star Shards Collected: 171

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Berry Tea Wine Server

    Berry Tea Wine Server
    join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9991 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

    Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

    Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

    So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Villages Defended: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 7703

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Neon Green Minecraft SMP

    Neon Green Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PupCraftPlaydate

    PupCraftPlaydate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

    So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

    Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

    like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

    and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Zombie Dances: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dimension Hops: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftHaven | Paused

    CraftHaven | Paused

    Welcome to CraftHaven!

    We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

    Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

    Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 161 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Zombie Dances: 5
    Ores Mined: 3425 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Comic Sans Minecraft Server

    Comic Sans Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • JavaJittersCraft

    JavaJittersCraft
    Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

    Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

    So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 215 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TverTNTBoomCraft

    TverTNTBoomCraft
    join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 285309 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Old school MCMMO
    Discord Join our Discord
    IP play.murkpvp.com

    Worlds

    Normal Minecraft World Classic survival gameplay
    RPG World Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

    Plugins & Features

    • Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
    • RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
    • Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

    Staff Opportunities

    If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

    FAQ

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

    What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

    The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

    Is it free to join and play on the server?

    Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

    How can I become a staff member?

    If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Buildings Constructed: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 865668 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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