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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Buildings Constructed: 11
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7365
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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