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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5414
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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