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come on, don’t be a potato, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just like how Black Chicago residents regret trustin’ the police, ya feel me?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 391979 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
Astral Projections Made: 2 Star Shards Collected: 168
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Alien Abductions: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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