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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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