so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Void Gems Collected: 36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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