Perfect Game Low Sales Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary treasure and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join our insane SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your virtual life? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, mayhem, and unforgettable moments!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4635
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2566	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	7323	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magic Items Found:	7495
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7188

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.