join our epic minecraft server where time is a construct and only 7 hours exist in a 24-clock! why? because we accidentally mixed up the time zones and now every hour is a party hour! imagine mining diamonds at 3am or fighting creepers at 12pm, it’s absolute chaos and we love it!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the moonwalk.

so why wait? join us now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! just be prepared for the time confusion, it’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY