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Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1320	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Animals Bred:	48	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	280
New Chunks Explored:	650794	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7013	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4087	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	52	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
New Chunks Explored:	314165	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	97	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3845
Crops Grown:	4311	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	4611	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2