| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 8836 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4492 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 6935 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 825 | New Chunks Explored: | 297533 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 114 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
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| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 71 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 161 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself jumping out of bed with excitement every morning, eager to explore our wacky and wild world. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out diamonds? Yeah, you heard that right.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your depression and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
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| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is home to a community of players who are as wild and crazy as a pack of creepers on caffeine.
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava pool hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of pig racing. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco where the zombies know how to boogie down!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and a diamond-plated unicorn mount. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 528 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 67 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
