Land Guard 3000 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No Nihao on Trains Minecraft Server

asian americans, Asians, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, Inclusivity, microaggressions, Minecraft, minority rights, NIHAO, public transportation, race relations, racism, Respect, Server, social etiquette, social justice, Stereotypes, Trains, white privilege, Xenophobia

Are you tired of not being able to say “nihao” to Asians on trains because you’re not even white? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all greetings, no matter what color you are! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical conversations and questionable train etiquette. Who knows, you might even make a friend who will teach you how to say “hello” in every language except the one you actually need. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cute Disney SMP – League of #202

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, discussion, Disney, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, League of Cute, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss all things related to cute and funny female protagonists in Western cartoons! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!

3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockPartyFamDinner

annual dinner, Apology, BlockPartyFamDinner, Boundaries, brothers, city, City Living, Communication, complex relationship, Conflict Resolution, family dinner, family dynamics, glass half empty, glass half full, hosting dinner, parents, Personalities, Siblings, sister-in-law, Village, village life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive in-laws, and intense family dinners.

Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).

Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Animals Bred:	127
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HopeCraft: Building a Better Tomorrow

#sustainability, building, collaboration, Community, compassion, education, Empathy, Environment, equality, Future, Hope, HopeCraft, innovation, Justice, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, resilience, Technology, Tomorrow, Unity, world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyDesertKingdom

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesertKingdom, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, reconciliation, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, two-state solution

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are actually secret agents for saudi arabia and israel, but they gotta work together to build the ultimate base and defeat the evil ender dragon.

the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”

join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	248
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6597
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

aging, balance, Contribute, correlation, dizziness, DizzyCraft, Factors, Falls, Future, geriatrics, health, likelihood, meta analysis, older adults, Prevention, research, Risk, Stability, statistics, step, study, vertigo, watch

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Buildings Constructed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mines Excavated:	2608	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	152	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9010	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9071
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4