Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Love Letters Sent: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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