HolyCraftyMomma | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with religious drama in your family? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing we worship is diamonds! No more worrying about going to Hell for breaking the rules, just break blocks and build to your heart’s content.

Our server is perfect for atheists, agnostics, and anyone who just wants to have a good time without the fear of eternal damnation. Plus, we have a special area where you can build your own church dedicated to the mighty Creeper, because who needs traditional religions when you have exploding green creatures?

Join us now and leave the religious drama behind. Build your own paradise in our world and never worry about your daughter threatening to go non-contact with you over beliefs that were probably put in her head by a Minecraft Pastor. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together on our server where the only commandment is to have fun!

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	147
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mines Excavated:	4153	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9743	Farms Harvested:	966
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Dragon Eggs Found:	6998	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	282	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Animals Bred:	87	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

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