Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Carlton, our resident llama, attempting to build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes? Yeah, it’s totally real and definitely not just a rumor spread by our mischievous admin.

So come on, join us and laugh at Carlton’s general shenanigans while embarking on your own wacky adventures in this wild Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Potions Brewed: 131 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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