Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7562
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY