Based Bros Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3786
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	985
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8846
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Potions Brewed:	84	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	230
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8413	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mines Excavated:	1726	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8591	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Items Found:	3136	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Ores Mined:	1668	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Animals Bred:	50

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	648422	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3097	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	399
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7488	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	5973	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	8722	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5