yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY