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Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3683	Mines Excavated:	4557
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1688
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Votes:	6771	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4997	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4005

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8858

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dimension Hops:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	2903
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Players:	102/700	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3