GuardianGriefersKiller | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	550934	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Dragon Eggs Found:	4716	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	New Chunks Explored:	759528

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1415	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	292

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Potions Brewed:	169
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Items Found:	2487	Dimension Hops:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4