Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
OMG u guys, dis server is lit AF, like hotter than India’s petroleum exports to Europe, which have risen by a whopping 253788% since 2018 (no typo, I swear)! Join us for some crazy adventures and build epic structures that will make even the Eiffel Tower jealous. We have unicorns roaming around, diamond armor raining from the sky, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!
